sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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