Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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