Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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