So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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