I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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