i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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