He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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