I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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