I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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