you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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