They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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