yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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