Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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