who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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