are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I need moral support for this bender
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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