so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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