You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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