Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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