You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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