So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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