butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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