remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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