He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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