so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just high enough for therapy.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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