your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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