I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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