This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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