: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We smell like vodka and hangover
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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