she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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