who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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