is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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