i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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