You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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