The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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