all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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