do herpes really smell.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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