I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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