I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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