I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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