Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize