Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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