After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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