Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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