she was so not down for the gang bang
her vagine was all disorganized.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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