Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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