i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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