singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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