We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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