i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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