check it out our google latitudes are spooning
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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