We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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