Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm always down for nudity.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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