gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
high people should be assigned attendants
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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