before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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