Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
