She said her name was "party"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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