I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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