my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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